Bertrand Barère
CCCP Infiltration
Luckily, they were easily mesmerized by this colorful curly thing we had lying around (and we aren't referring to Nate).
This only worked for so long, so we had to do battle.
We delivered wave after wave of intense fire until they paid us for our mercy. Look how happy they are to have had their lives spared!
We sent them home, tails between their legs.
Of course they may tell a slightly different story.